Name That Absurdity

Lots of little oddities are overheard in this crazy sugar- challenged life we lead. Care to take a ganderDorisdaybyleofuchs1 at which statements recently peppered which daily situations? (Answers are below, but no cheating now!)

A) “Did you wipe yet?”

B) “WATER VERY HOT”

C) “Not now! I’m shooting a threebie correction”

D) “Didn’t you wear those socks yesterday?”

E) “Place urine HERE”

F) “There’s a green orange in it!”

G) “How come Daddy’s is bigger?”

H) “Ms. Tenderich, can I see your needles?!”

I) “Sure, I can drink now. I’m high”

J) “Now my tush is NOT LEAVING THE CHAIR until I eat this. Got it?”

K) “I need to lie down, or you’ll be very sorry”

L) “Oooh, I don’t like that boo-boo!”

M) “Make a fist… Goodness, not like that!”

N) “You put a needle in your glass?”

O) “MOOOMMM, Mikayla doesn’t believe me that you have diabetes!!”

Now check your score, below. If you got 12 or more correct answers, I might consider taking you along on my anniversary getaway to Palm Springs next week (you need a break!). If you’re not a parent, but still only got 3 or less correct, you must be a diabetes newbie. Welcome to our world!

{ A, C, D, and J – The Breakfast Hour with my 3 munchkins; F, G, I, and N – The Cocktail Hour with 3 munchkins nosing in; B, E, K, and M – Fun and Games at the Hospital Lab; H, L, and O – Volunteering in the Classroom (was never this much fun!) }

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3 Responses

  1. Elinor
    Elinor April 20, 2006 at 12:58 pm | | Reply

    Amy, thanks for a really good laugh!

    Every day should start with a smile. You definitely put one on my face.

  2. Megan
    Megan May 10, 2006 at 4:06 pm | | Reply

    Amy,
    As someone with who has had type 1 diabetes for the last 25 years (I am 33 now) I must tell you how good it feels to read a blog like yours. There really aren’t that many Type 1 diabetics and frankly, it gets a bit lonely with so much info directed a Type 2 (which is a fairly lousy disease too!)

    Thank you for taking the time to write down all these wonderful thoughts and details. Please keep up the much appreciated work!

  3. AmyT
    AmyT May 12, 2006 at 10:38 am | | Reply

    Thanks, both, for taking the time to post these comments.

    You made my day!

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